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Apparently to my brain, lack of sleep, combined with the knowledge I will inevitably wake up early in the morning, equals weird fucking dreams.
Everything is very vague now and I can’t quiet follow, but Anna Nicole was in my dream. At one point I was an animated character, riding a stork, that was carrying a baby, inside a video game….I went to a party where I was being quite flirtatious and close to my ex-husband, but even in my dream I still looked uncomfortable. It looked like I was looking for something, and I was still with john so I was trying not to be seen with his arm around me so forth. What else? There was murder, there was a court house, and a woman being sued for bringing a bottle of whine. I don’t recall much else. I don’t think I need to, these details make it weird enough.
So there is a little look into my dreams. And this was over a 5 hour period (give or take), because that’s how long I slept last night. Yes, my dreams are always that intricate and that long. Lord only knows how I remember most of it, so many things happen in a span of time.

moving on.

I received the kitchen I ordered for the baby for Christmas and was quite disappointed. For $89 dollars I received a 17 inch kitchen supposedly for ages 3 and up. I guess you’re suppose to put the kitchen on a counter and let him play with it from there…and then I ordered extra food to go with it, too bad it’s the size of dollhouse food. The extra milk and juice box I ordered? I’ve seen hot wheel cars bigger then that. Very pissed and am never ordering from Oompa toys ever again. I’ve been so excited these past two weeks! We’ve been planning-wait, let me correct that…I’VE been planning Christmas for months, and unfortunately for john his Christmas list keeps getting bigger and bigger. I know he won’t remember this Christmas most likely. But, he’s going to be one this Christmas, and it is his first “real” Christmas where he gets to rip off wrapping paper, and go to town, and get all bug eyed from the amount of presents under the tree. Well, after that little ordeal I started researching play kitchens (and looking at the dimensions more closely), and apparently the market for a toy kitchen is much larger then I expected it to be…
There are so many kitchens with different bells and whistles, activities, voice commands and so forth. I just want a good quality kitchen! At first I wanted something that taught him his colors and so forth, but then I thought about it, and it’s like…I should be doing that! Not a damn toy! I mean it’s an easier way, and more convenient way to get kids to learn things without them knowing they are actually learning, but I’m a stay at home mom! I can make the time to teach him his colors. Hell, I have the time to write this entry right? So now I’m researching how to build your own kitchen. I’m handy, and it would be nice if my father and john and the kids (and maybe my mom) worked on it all together to build one superhellakitchen, plus it’ll be cheaper, and at least I will know how to work the damn thing.
In other news I’ve been scrap booking like crazy. I have until oct 4th to finish three scrapbooks….yea, not so fun. Ok I have to go before my little monster seriously injures himself.